{"id":76,"date":"2014-10-02T17:03:08","date_gmt":"2014-10-02T20:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textosteatro.com\/br\/?p=76"},"modified":"2014-12-10T13:36:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T16:36:24","slug":"i-never-touched-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/i-never-touched-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I NEVER TOUCHED YOU &#8211; comedy (5m 6f)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  adsense para textos de teatro (topo) 728 x 90 --><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><script src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><!-- rodap\u00e9 --> <ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 728px; height: 90px;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7922989058824856\" data-ad-slot=\"4336622816\"><\/ins><script>\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.safecreative.org\/work\/0710110119584\" rel=\"cc:license\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/resources.safecreative.org\/work\/0710110119584\/label\/barcode2-150\" alt=\"Safe Creative #0710110119584\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a9 VICTOR M.\u00a0SANT\u2019ANNA\u00a0&#8211; 2007<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>I NEVER TOUCHED YOU<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(OR: WHAT THEY REALLY DO INSIDE WHEN WE WAIT OUTSIDE!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Traduzido para o ingl\u00eas por R &amp; T CONSULTORIA E TRADU\u00c7\u00d5ES (luis_retana@hotmail.com)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Characters:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Marilyn<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Samantha<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cleaner (Christine)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Victor<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Professor<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Scenes:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">1. Nadia and Mark \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#1\">In love with my Psychologist<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2.Mark and Dejanuts &#8211; \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#2\">D\u00e9j\u00e0\u00a0<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#2\">vu<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">3.Dejanuts and Monica &#8211; \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#3\">What women do inside when we wait outside?<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">4. Nadia and Monica \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#4\">Conversation Interrupted<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">5.Dejanuts and Marilyn \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#5\">Stop sending<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#5\">Spam\u00a0to my<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#5\"> E-mail<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">6.Dejanuts, Samantha and Jack \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#6\">In love with my Professor<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">7.Mark, Jack and Samantha \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#7\"> Annoying<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">8. Nadia, Monica and Dr. Victoria \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#8\">What women really do inside when we wait outside<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">9.Christine (Cleaner) and Mark \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#9\">Sex Fantasy<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">10.Victor, Professor, Cleaner, Mark and Dejanuts \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#10\">Group Therapy<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">11.Professor and Samantha \u2013 \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.euquefiz.com\/eu_nunca_toquei_voce.php#11\">I never touched you<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">1. NADIA AND MARK \u2013 \u201cIN LOVE WITH MY PSYCHOLOGIST\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark walks out through Dr. Nadia\u00b4s office door which leads to the waiting room, while he talks with Dr. Nadia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right, doctor, I am a female psychologists addict. I am trying to cure myself, but it has been very difficult.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That\u2019s why you need to come here at four, to our support group session that we have every week&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But I don\u00b4t want a support group, I want a female psychologist!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you looking for love with a psychologist? That\u00b4s part of the transition process.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, no, no! It isn\u00b4t just curiosity or attraction. It\u00b4s passion!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is very interesting, if we had time, I would like to know how it started&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It started when I begun to consider psychologists very interesting! Like you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Psychologists interesting?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Look doctor, I didn\u00b4t want to say anything. But I am wonderful. We can be happy together!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(ironic)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, I know. I already had one of these cases like yours. But Victoria is the best to take care of it. Show up with the group, all right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Look, if you continue ignoring me this will take longer than the time we have for today,\u00a0you know?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And we don\u00b4t have any time left. Excuse me. I am late. I have to stop by the bank before other commitments. If you want, call and schedule an appointment with Dr.\u00a0Victoria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I just want to clarify some points!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There is nothing to clarify.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You didn\u00b4t understand anything!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Trying to get rid of him, she closes the door slowly)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Excuse me, I have&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am truly in love with you. Is it really so hard to understand?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Annoyed)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Maybe some other day, all right. Our time is over.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia closes the door and leaves Mark alone in the waiting room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2.MARK AND DEJANUTS &#8211; \u201cD\u00c9J\u00c0 VU\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark is standing in front of the door and he is in the waiting room of the medical center when he finds Dejanuts. He is entering apparently waiting to be attended. They both recognize themselves (or they think they do).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hi, dude!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hi, dude!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They both get closer and hug each other.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My mighty friend!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My mighty!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">God! Long time, huh!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u2019s true!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Man, I miss those times!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s true! Those times!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Excuse me dude, but&#8230;What\u00b4s your name?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Did you forget my name? How come you forgot my name?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t know, I had a blackout. Excuse me. But it happens,\u00a0you know?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right, but only for this time! I did forget your name too! We have a brain like a sieve these days, huh?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">God! Tell me about it&#8230; I forget things all the time!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That\u00b4s funny, it happens to me all the time too&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And that\u00b4s why you are here?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He doesn\u00b4t understand and repeats the question)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cAnd that\u00b4s why you are here&#8230;\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here, at the medical center&#8230;Lack of memory?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, no! Are you kidding me? I don\u00b4t need help for that. It\u00b4s not that bad! What about you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is not so bad either. I mean, maybe it is, you know, but I am here for another reason.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Business?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not at all&#8230; I am here just for a date.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A date?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Changing the subject)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But tell me: how are things going?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You don\u00b4t want to know. I just happen to be rejected by a psychologist!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A Psychologist?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes&#8230; I was flirting with her&#8230; Well, it\u00b4s better to stop here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A Psychologist&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u00b4t take it to seriously&#8230; It\u00b4s not important&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A Psychologist! I know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s funny&#8230;\u00a0now I felt something&#8230; You know when we have the impression that something already happened?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Right! It happens to everybody! It\u00b4s a very common thing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How do people call it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You mean the name of it or what?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, when we think that something is happening again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huh! I know&#8230; It is a very unusual name. I don\u00b4t remember now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I know the name. It\u00b4s in the tip of my tongue. But I am not remembering either. Which word it was?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I know&#8230; I\u00b4m remembering&#8230; It\u00b4s like an ugly name&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Which word it was? Dojo?\u00a0Dijon? Jamboree?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s funny, you know, I also have the impression that I already had this conversation!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, no you didn\u00b4t!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m almost sure! I\u00b4m even remembering that you are about to remember what you haven\u00b4t been able to remember!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you sure? It\u00b4s crazy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Let me remember what happens&#8230; I start to whisper syllables!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Syllables, what syllables?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The syllables of a word.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Of course it is of a word, but&#8230; What word?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">De&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0\u201cDe\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cDe\u201d&#8230; \u201cJ\u00e1\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejamboree! Of course! Now I remembered!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cDejamboree\u201d? Don\u00b4t be ridiculous! It\u00b4s\u00a0d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu? What a horrible name! I didn\u00b4t remember that your name was so ugly!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My name is Dejanuts, gee!\u00a0D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u00a0is what you wanted to remember but you couldn\u00b4t!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d? Which \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Suddenly remembers)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d! Of course! I remembered! \u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But it isn\u00b4t \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d is \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d&#8230; \u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d is how we should write it, but we should pronounce \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d. \u00a1It\u00b4s French!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But how come the French would pronounce it wrong?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Whatever, it\u00b4s that way and period!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Maybe the French are like Portuguese!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Portuguese? What joke is this?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, but you can\u00b4t deny that Portuguese pronounce everything wrong? When they pronounce \u201ca\u201d they say \u201cah\u201d, when they pronounce \u201ce\u201d, they say \u201ceh\u201d and when they pronounce \u201ci\u201d they say \u201ce\u201d. Just imagine it\u00b4s crazy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, what is this? It\u00b4s silly&#8230; Everyone speaks the way they want!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4ll show you something, hit me in my stomach.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What did you say&#8230;? Are you a masochist?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s just an example, hit me here, do it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m not going to hit you, go away!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Then I hit you instead!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ouch!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Did you see? If you were Portuguese you would have to say \u201cI\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah. \u201cOuch\u201d\u00a0means\u00a0\u201cI\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok, I got it. But did you have to hit me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You deserved it. You weren\u00b4t understanding anything! Changing the subject: I have to wait for Marilyn, excuse me, but is it possible for you to go away?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Go away?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, to disappear, to vanish, to get lost.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Right, I got it&#8230; Marilyn&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She is my colleague but she is not interested in me. I am going to have a chat with her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah,\u00a0here. Why? What\u00b4s the problem?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, here is not the best place to talk and ask someone out! It has to be a place, you know&#8230;more romantic. That\u00b4s why she is not interested in you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And do you know by chance how to ask girls out? You were just rejected by the psychologist!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok, I understood&#8230; I\u00b4m leaving. But it is \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d, ok!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">3.DEJANUTS AND MONICA &#8211; \u201cWHAT WOMEN DO INSIDE WHEN WE WAIT OUTSIDE?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica enters and Mark goes out. But he keeps staring at her with a \u201cstupid face\u201d while she passes by. Mark goes out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Says hello to Mark and lightly nodded).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Responds to the greeting)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She grabs a magazine from the pile).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He stands up, walks around a little, then grabs a magazine and sits).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looks at the clock and keeps reading the magazine)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s hot in here, isn\u00b4t it? This air conditioning is not very good.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Responds kindly)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, it has been very hot these days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looks at Monica in a persistent way)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We live in a tropical country. You should wear less clothes!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Tries to fix her clothes, as she was trying to hide her body)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looks at the clock)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">At what time it is your appointment?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Without being nice)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">At 3:30.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In the afternoon?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Laughs of his own joke)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Smiles kindly and keeps reading the magazine)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looks at his watch, and puts it closer to his ear)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I think that my watch is ahead of time, almost four hours.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Several seconds pass in this waiting scene.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am going to the hall to get some water. Would you like me to bring a cup for you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, thank you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Making a not so funny joke)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I can bring the cup with water!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Smiles kindly)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts stands up and goes until the exit door of the waiting room, steps out, but leaves his head inside.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m coming back soon! You don\u00b4t need to feel lonely!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Makes a forced smile)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ha! Ha! Ha!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts leaves the waiting room. Several seconds pass by.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Talking alone)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The problem of working at a medical psychology center is to deal with a lot of madman&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts comes back in time to hear the last comment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What did you say? I didn\u00b4t understand!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was nothing, forget it. I was talking alone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huh! Are you used to talk alone? Do you also hear voices?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Laughing)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, I don\u00b4t hear voices&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You don\u00b4t need to be ashamed. It\u00b4s pretty usual these days&#8230; Stress&#8230; Everyone hear voices!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica ignores these comments and starts to read other magazine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Those magazines are very good&#8230; There is one over there about people who hear voices.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(A little irritated)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t hear voices, don\u00b4t worry. I came here for an interview.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, it\u00b4s true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He waits a few seconds)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I came back because I found a friend at the drinking fountain and I thought it was better not to talk with him. He is very annoying!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Low speaking)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It must be contagious&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do you know the correct way to pronounce \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d or \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Takes a quick look at Dejanuts and just shakes her head saying no)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts grabs a magazine to read, but he is not able to focus and he stays talking alone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This guy is an idiot. He was flirting with the cleaner in the middle of the hall!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looks at the magazine, looks at the cover)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cPsychology Today\u201d&#8230; Funny&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She pretends to be very focused in her reading)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The name of this magazine is \u201cPsychology Today\u201d. But this magazine was issued in 2004!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Smiles kindly)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You know, I\u00b4m not here for an appointment. I\u00b4m waiting for a colleague. I\u00b4m going to ask her if she wants to be my girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Speaks looking to other side, trying not to laugh)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poor thing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Thinking aloud)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She lives \u201cWhere Judas lost his boots\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica tries not to laugh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Talking alone)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Why do they say \u201cThere, where Judas lost his boots?\u201d *<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[* \u201cin the boondocks\u201d, \u201cEast Jesus\u201d &#8211; in the middle of nowhere]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica keeps trying hard not to pay attention of Dejanuts comments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Judas\u2026 Boots\u2026 It doesn\u00b4t make sense,\u00a0right? The things they come up with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Tries to hide her laugh)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looks at his watch)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Your therapist stood you up&#8230; She is late&#8230; Or my watch is broken.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Keeps staring at Dejanuts, with signs of shame, then looks at her watch)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s true&#8230; She is late.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m always wondering: what do psychologists do inside&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She doesn\u00b4t understand this comment)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What do they do inside?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">While people wait out here&#8230; What do they do inside? Would they \u201ccheat\u201d on us?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He keeps laughing of his own imagination)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Have you imagined? They could be making out&#8230; The biggest orgy, you know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Unfriendly)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How would they \u201ccheat\u201d on us when they are alone inside?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts keeps wondering and Monica continues reading the magazine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looking for an answer)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Internet?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Both stay quiet for a few seconds with an unfriendly atmosphere between them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You are not used to talk a lot, are you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I just talk when I\u00b4m working.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What is your occupation?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am psychologist.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Realizing he screwed up)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I think I\u00b4m going to drink some water!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts rushes to the hall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">4. NADIA AND MONICA \u2013 \u201cCONVERSATION INTERRUPTED\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia comes out through her office door like she was in a hurry and notices Monica in the waiting room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Leaves the magazine)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia locks with a key the door between the waiting room and her office.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She is talking while closing the door)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria just call saying she will have to postpone all her today\u2019s appointments. Are you a patient of her?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am Monica&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia just closed the door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DR NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica, of course! We did talk a lot on the phone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Should I come back some other day?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Examines Monica better, with great interest)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Up to me everything is all right, we can start splitting the office like we agreed&#8230; Did you come here to agree something with Victoria?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Verifies if nobody is listening)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The other thing we agreed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Different look)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, for sure&#8230; Well, I have to leave now, but I will come back soon&#8230; Victoria and I have a meeting today&#8230; We can do that&#8230; Later? Today?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She approaches to Dr. Nadia with sensuality)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For sure, I am looking forward as much as you do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They are interrupted by Dejanuts and they stay with an awkward feeling.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hey, excuse me, I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Trying to regain her composure)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Would you like to schedule an appointment with me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Assuming that Dejanuts is a patient of her office colleague)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria has postponed all her today\u2019s appointments. She didn\u00b4t call you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He doesn\u00b4t understand very well the question)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, Dr. Victoria didn\u00b4t call me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Talking to Dr. Nadia)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Look, I\u00b4m leaving right now. But I will come back later, all right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Talking alone)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t even know who is Dr. Victoria&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Focused on her conversation with Monica)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Around four or four thirty?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Done!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica leaves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have to close my office, but if it\u00b4s important&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s very important.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If you are going to be waiting here, Dr. Victoria won\u00b4t delay more than 20 minutes. I can leave the waiting room open.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, it\u00b4s very very important!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right, I have to leave now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia leaves in a rush.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">5.DEJANUTS AND MARILYN \u2013 \u201cSTOP SENDING SPAM TO MY E-MAIL\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As soon as the women leave, Dejanuts tries to enter through the door but it\u00b4s locked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Why do they lock everything? It is because they don\u00b4t trust their patients?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts walks inside the waiting room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, there are only crazy patients here. They really have to lock everything.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts sits and grabs a magazine. Marilyn enters in a hurry. Dejanuts stands up with one jump.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Marilyn! I knew you were coming!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I wasn\u00b4t coming. But I though it\u00b4s better to solve this situation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You know what I was thinking while you were away. Only you will understand. I believe I solved the mystery! I have discovered how \u201cJudas lost his boots\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts, have you gone crazy? And do you think here is the right place to meet me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Wait, let me explain you: people always say: \u201cwhere Judas lost his boots\u201d meaning a distant place.\u00a0So I kept thinking, thinking&#8230; It only could be the seven league boots! Then, the puss in boots stole the boots! Judas was stolen, poor thing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts, I don\u00b4t want to listen your silly ideas anymore! Your jokes aren\u00b4t funny and I don\u00b4t want to hear my boss asking about us anymore! Please don\u00b4t go to my office never again!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But Marilyn, I love you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You love me? Are you nuts? I just came here to tell you that I can\u00b4t take it anymore! I want to leave everything clear!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To leave everything clear?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t like you. I don\u00b4t want you to see me anymore. And if you keep trying, I will sue you, got it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But our love is so nice! How can you talk like this about our relationship?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Listen to me! We don\u00b4t have a relationship! We never had! Saying \u201chi\u201d to a maintenance guy is not a relationship!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t work for maintenance department\u00a1 I work for correspondence department!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It doesn\u00b4t matter! And stop sending \u201cspam\u201d to my e-mail! I don\u00b4t want to receive anything from you, don\u00b4t you get it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Sad)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I get it. You don\u00b4t need to yell at me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(A bit more calm)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u00b4t take me wrong. I just wanted to be nice. But I never liked you. It was just a misunderstanding.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Conformed)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok. Don\u00b4t worry. I won\u00b4t bother you anymore. I promise. Can we be friends and have lunch together?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARILYN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Excuse me,\u00a0Dejanuts. Don\u00b4t get me wrong, but we can\u00b4t be friends. I just came here to let this clear. I\u00b4m leaving. I got out of the office in the middle of a hard day of work. Bye.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Marilyn leaves, in a hurry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He answers only after she is gone)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bye&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts sits again and grabs a magazine. Lays his face over the magazine and starts to cry.\u00a0He stays like this a few seconds. He raises his head, with tears in his eyes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looking for something around)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What kind of medical center is this where it doesn\u00b4t have tissues in the waiting room?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He stands up, tries to open the office door, he gives up and goes back to a place near to the corner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">6.DEJANUTS, SAMANTHA AND JACK \u2013 \u201cIN LOVE WITH MY PROFESSOR\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Samantha\u00a0and Jack enter to the medical center together.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;And this guy didn\u00b4t stop staring at me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">An idiot! Cute, but idiot!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And what happened with this \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d story?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And did you see that before we got here, he was \u201chitting on\u201d the cleaner?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This guy is such a jerk! He did try to hit on me in front of you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Maybe he sensed that I&#8230;\u00a0You know,\u00a0right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It doesn\u00b4t matter, does it? Lack of respect. I was with somebody and he was hitting on the cleaner&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They both sit and keep talking.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do you think this is the right place?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is. I just don\u00b4t know her,\u00a0Dr. Victoria I believe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMATHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is a strange name, isn\u00b4t it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do you see that guy at the hall? He reminds me our colleague who was in love with you and he wouldn\u00b4t leave you in peace, remember?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u00b4t even talk about it. What a loser! He is still giving me headaches! It\u00b4s been two months since I explained that I don\u00b4t want to have anything with him, but he still insists! Yesterday I went to open my e-mail and I had 10 messages from him!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts looked towards both of them when he heard this comment. They both perceive that Dejanuts is still very sad and sniffing. And they keep talking about him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He whispers to Samantha)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What happened to him?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Quiet! Don\u00b4t bother him!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He is listening)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u00b4t worry about me. I\u00b4m going to be all right&#8230; Love issues.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I understand it happens to all of us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She tries to support him)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack falls in love with somebody every week. I guarantee it\u00b4s silly. You will get over it soon! You don\u00b4t need to be sad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He looks to Samantha)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s me who falls in love, right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Did you come here for a medical appointment?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, I\u00b4m about to leave. I heard Dr. Victoria is about to get here. I heard you were talking about her. But from what I know, she cancelled all her appointments for today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts\u00a0stands up,\u00a0still very sad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I think I\u00b4m leaving.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a1Get well soon!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts stands up and walks towards the door. He finds Mark who is entering.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It already happened today! \u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d! I\u00b4m leaving, bye!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts leaves<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">7. MARK, JACK AND SAMANTHA \u2013 \u201cMR ANNOYING\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She whispers)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, no!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He whispers too)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If he tries to hit on you I go away!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hi, beautiful girl&#8230; Did you miss me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You don\u00b4t have shame of yourself, do you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u00b4t be like that! When we get to know each other better, you will see that I am a great person!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Especially in bed!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, disgusting!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We are leaving, excuse us!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark goes to the door of the office and knocks the door lightly a couple of times. He waits for an answer. Jack stands up and pulls Samantha, and she resists a little.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Wait, we have an appointment for today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He whispers, but not so much)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I won\u00b4t stay here close to this jerk!\u00a0And remember the other guy said that Dr. Victoria cancelled all her appointments!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You don\u00b4t need to leave. I\u00b4m leaving soon. I just came here to see if Dr. Victoria was already here. I\u00b4m waiting for her. You know how it is.\u00a0If it\u00b4s not with her, it will be with someone else!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He makes an obscene move with his waist)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark walks until the door and stops before going out, to tell something to Samantha.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You don\u00b4t know what you are missing, girl!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark leaves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">God! What was that all about? Clinic for mentally retarded?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I didn\u00b4t want to come. But now already with an appointment, I will wait. This guy could be wrong.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, the problem with women today: passion, passion and passion! After one passion comes the next one, Samantha! Stop being a poor thing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You know that it\u00b4s not easy. It\u00b4s not a simple passion&#8230; He was my professor&#8230; I didn\u00b4t want anything more. He was there the entire semester, close to me and now he is not going to be my professor anymore&#8230;.\u00a0I just wanted one kiss or one hug! But I couldn\u00b4t, I was scared to death. I was nervous! The last day I even got closer and said to him \u201cWell done professor, I loved your classes, I wanted to say goodbye\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I know, you don\u00b4t need to explain me. I was there, remember? It was pathetic! Why didn\u00b4t you make a move to kiss him? What could he do?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is very easy to say. But you spend all the time in love and what do you do?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But love for the same sex is way harder my friend&#8230; I can guarantee you that. It\u00b4s not the same thing. Which man would resist a hug or a kiss from you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, and the guts I need to do so?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You need to have guts when you like someone from the same sex. What is the problem when you like someone from the other sex? What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He could get angry with me. I don\u00b4t know. I don\u00b4t know. I don\u00b4t know. I didn\u00b4t get to touch his hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">At least you took my advice and came here. You will see how good it is&#8230; Passion it\u00b4s silly, it passes by quickly! But you did spend all these months very depressed! You need to move on with your life! Forget him!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am not able to forget him. It is very hard.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, it is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack and Samantha stop talking for a while.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What time is it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Almost four, I guess.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I had to go to the bank! Do you think I still have time to get there?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m not going to stay here alone! What if that disgusting guy comes back and tries to hug me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Come on, come with me. We have time. We were going to wait a lot of time. We got here early!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right, alone, here, I won\u00b4t stay at all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Both go out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">8. NADIA, MONICA AND DR. VICTORIA \u2013 \u201cWHAT WOMEN REALLY DO INSIDE WHILE WE WAIT OUTSIDE\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Author\u00b4s notice: This scene was originally written to end with the 3 psychologists entering their office and was meant to be the last piece. If you find interesting the original proposal, feel free to move this scene to the end. Otherwise, the part of \u201csounds and yelling\u201d must stay, because it was added to give an idea of the passage of time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria arrives to the waiting room, gets inside with a bunch of keys in her hand. She organizes the waiting room, setting the table, chairs and magazines in a better way before opening her office and getting inside of it. She wears a long garment that can be taken away easily like a \u201cmedical gown\u201d or something similar. As soon as she enters inside the waiting room, Monica enters too and Dr. Nadia as well. They are talking as if they would have found each other at the hall by accident.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DR\u00a0NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;Oh! How I missed my college peers!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was a student of Professor Mary. Did you have classes with her?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DR NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, yes! For me she was the best professor I ever had in my life!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Such a shame that we never were in the same class together!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DR NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When did you graduate? I don\u00b4t remember seeing you at the college&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I had to do this work while I was finishing college. I didn\u00b4t spend a lot of time at the halls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Begins to take off her clothes)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a shame, we could have been very close friends&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Monica gets closer with sensuality and begins to help Dr. Nadia to take off her clothes. Dr. Nadia begins to take off Monica\u00b4s clothes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But now we can make up for the time we lost&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Both continue to take off their clothes one from the other, even though they are not naked, they wear very sexy and provocative clothes under the clothes they already took off. They begin to hug and kiss their hands, arms and then their neck one to the other. The door of the waiting room opens suddenly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTORIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What is going on? What are you doing here at the waiting room?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia and Monica stop immediately what they are doing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTORIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Why did you begin without me, you bitches?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria takes off her clothes and she is dressed with provocative black leather clothes. She has a whip in her hand. Nobody could see it until now. She wears clothes typical of sadomasochistic practices.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTORIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She cracks the whip)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On four legs, now! Kiss my hand!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NADIA AND MONICA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes,\u00a0Dominatrix!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Nadia and Monica get closer and stay on four legs in front of Dr. Victoria, licking and kissing her hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTORIA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Still cracking the whip)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not here, you bitches, go inside! A patient could get here by mistake!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They both go inside their office. Dr. Victoria goes inside after them and closes the door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Author\u00b4s notice: If this is the final scene, the piece ends here. If this scene was placed in the middle of the piece the scene continues in the following way: the stage gets darker, red flashing lights begin to spin around the stage, noises of whips and moans are listened,\u00a0each time louder and faster, until they become orgasm moans.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As soon as they finish, suddenly, the three come out from inside, totally dressed, like if nothing happened. They close their office door with a key. Then they go out through the waiting room\u00b4s door. One of them stretches her arm to turn off the light. The light turns off and the door closes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">9.CHRISTINE (CLEANER) AND MARK \u2013 \u201cSEX FANTASY\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Everything remains silent and dark for a few seconds until the sound of a key passing through the door lock is heard. The door opens slowly. A hand looks for the light switch. Turns on the light and a cleaner enters the room. Christine is loaded with cleaning tools such: a broom, a mop and a bucket.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christine walks loaded with tools until the door of the waiting room entrance. She leaves everything on the floor. Knocks the door a few times just to make sure there is nobody inside.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a1Cleaning! Is anybody in there?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She knocks the door a few times again. She waits a few seconds. She puts the key in the door lock, opens the door, and spies in. She carries a few tools inside the office (the broom, mainly) while Mark opens the hall\u00b4s door of the waiting room and enters slowly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Is everything clean?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not yet, I just got here!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, I mean: Is anybody in there?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No! Everything is all right. It is going to be closed for the rest of the day, didn\u00b4t I tell you? When they are not coming back, they leave a note for us at the message board to do the cleaning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, very good!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark runs towards Christine and hugs her from behind. He places his arms around her waist and kisses her neck.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Trying step aside)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Slow down please, first let\u00b4s close the door!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He keeps trying to hug Christine)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u00b4t worry! Nobody is going to come here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She interrupts the hugs)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We have to go in there. I don\u00b4t want to lose my job!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Wait here, let\u00b4s grab a few magazines.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What an odd time to read!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, it\u00b4s not, you fool!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark goes towards the pile of magazines and chooses a few. Then he grabs one or two.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do you remember our plan?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, I have to pretend that I am a \u201cNut House doctor\u201d like the two women that work here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, a \u201cpsychologist\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I can\u00b4t say this word without twisting my tongue. Why I can\u00b4t be the cleaner?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No! Take this, read what is on the cover to me! Pretend that I am your patient. Tell me something like this: \u201cYou have an obsessive compulsive disorder\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She is with the magazine on her hands and tries to read the cover)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is not going to work out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Say something to me. Say that I have a symptom and that I can only be cured with sexual treatment!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Looking at the magazine, reads the cover)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You have an obse&#8230; ssive&#8230; compul&#8230; sive&#8230; dis&#8230; order&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Acting like he was turned on)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh! Yeah! Tell me more, read the cover and tell me what I have!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You have&#8230; Anxiety&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He gets very horny)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh! Tell me more,\u00a0don\u00b4t stop!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Keeps reading, earning confidence)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You have a learning disorder!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Hugs Christine from behind again)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">More! More!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You have a psychological desire!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark let go\u00a0Christine and grabs the magazine from her hand, and throws it away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Leave it, forget it, and just repeat this: \u201ccome here for your treatment, my mentally retarded patient\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Obeys, with more sexuality)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Come here for your treatment, my mentally retarded patient&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s today! Finally I will receive my complete treatment!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christine begins to walk towards the office door, in a sexy way, beginning to take off parts of her cleaner uniform. And Mark follows her unbuttoning her shirt. They both enter inside the office and close the door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Author\u00b4s notice: the scene continues with the same light and sound effects of the scene \u201cWHAT WOMEN REALLY DO INSIDE WHEN WE WAIT OUTSIDE\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The stage gets darker, red flashing lights begin to spin around the stage, noises of whips and moans are listened,\u00a0each time louder and faster, until they become orgasm moans. As soon as this happens, lights and sound come back to normal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">10. VICTOR, PROFESSOR, CLEANER, MARK AND DEJANUTS \u2013 \u201cGROUP THERAPY\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Victor enters the waiting room and sits. Christine is spying through the door ajar. Victor grabs a magazine to read. The professor enters the waiting room immediately. They both greet themselves politely and quietly. The professor also tries to find a magazine to read.\u00a0A few moments after, Mark\u00a0and Christine come out from the office.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Pretending that he is a patient, talks to Christine)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thank you very much, doctor!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She doesn\u00b4t understand very well, but answers)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My pleasure!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hi, I am Victor. I am here to attend the support group meetings&#8230;\u00a0They recommended Dr. Victoria to me. I don\u00b4t know if the name is correct&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am also here to attend the support group meetings&#8230; Are you Dr. Victoria?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She is happy because they thought she is a psychologist)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, she is! I am also in the group therapy. I just had my individual therapy session&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It is about time, the session was scheduled to begin at 4 and now it is 15 minutes past 4.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, let\u00b4s begin now.\u00a0Each one has to say his name, what he came to do here and that\u2019s it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here at the waiting room?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The size of the office is not enough and the air conditioning is not working very well, you know&#8230; Am I correct, doctor?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Let\u00b4s sit and begin. Who is going to begin first?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Everybody sits and gets ready.\u00a0Christine is the last to sit. She tries to sit over Mark\u00b4s legs. But Mark pushes her to sit in another chair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, I&#8230; I can begin&#8230; My name is Victor&#8230; I have problems with my housekeeper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, what an unfunny problem&#8230; What about you? What is your problem?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark looks towards the professor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am a professor&#8230; And I am involved, well, in love with one of my students&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That\u00b4s it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But personal life of professors may concern only to each one of them! That\u00b4s it? I think you can leave now! You are cured! Bye!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That\u00b4s it? I thought I should talk more.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you having a problem with this?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, not at all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you married or have a relationship with someone?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I just date with some friends a few times a week. But I am not in a relationship.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Is she pretty?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, she is cute.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She is&#8230; young?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She is younger than me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Way younger?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What difference does it make?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Interrupting)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If it\u00b4s enough, it can take you to jail&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Talking to Mark)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And what brought you here?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He thinks a little)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Psychologists!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you in love with a psychologist?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">With many!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">With many?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, I mean \u201cvery\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, I think I have to leave now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you leaving? And what about our group?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She had a few problems. She wasn\u00b4t supposed to be here with the group today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But I haven\u00b4t talk about my housekeeper yet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Then talk! Is she tasty?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(A little ashamed with Mark)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t like to talk about her in this way! I\u00b4m very in love with her!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(She feels somehow offended)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But what\u00b4s the problem? Your housekeeper is a woman too! What is the problem with being called tasty?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But she is married&#8230; And me too! I am dying for her. I am not able to forget her. I think about her all the time!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My God! You are crazy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There is nothing wrong about this, but is good to have discretion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Discretion?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah&#8230; To avoid being caught by your wife, right? I know a place&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That\u00b4s why I\u00b4m here, too! Everybody is telling me to have discretion with my student&#8230; Then I keep thinking: If I need to have discretion then I must be doing something wrong or dirty!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tell the truth. You are having an affair, aren\u00b4t you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There is nothing going on. I just can\u00b4t stop thinking about her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What do you feel for her?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When she was my student, I used to admire the bright of her eyes. I think I could stay there, staring, for days and days to her lovely eyes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh! He must be gay!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But why didn\u00b4t you make a move on her?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you crazy? I could lose my job!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You couldn\u00b4t lose it. Maybe she also wanted! You have no idea how women are!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Give him a break, stop your dirty thoughts, my friend!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tell the truth. Between us: Are you sure nothing happened? Didn\u00b4t you try to touch her?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He is getting annoyed)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Of course not! Nothing! Not even a goodbye hug!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It could be sexual siege, and you could end in jail!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Marriage is worse!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, nice talk, but I have to get back to work!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But you didn\u00b4t lay with us for more than 5 minutes!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes I just got laid!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Trying to fix it)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She wanted to say that this is the very first session and it\u00b4s only for 5 minutes. Just to know each other.Next week we will have a complete session with the other Dr. Victoria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Other? What a coincidence!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But the good news is that the first one is for free!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Free? Remember our deal,\u00a0sly dog?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That was another deal, Christine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Your name is Christine?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, I made a mistake, Christine is&#8230; is&#8230; is the name of my housekeeper!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a coincidence! My housekeeper has a sister who works at this building as a cleaner&#8230; And her name is Christine!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So it is you who wants to have sex with my sister, sly dog!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He doesn\u00b4t understand)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What was that all about?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No it was nothing. I guess she is in a transference process! She is pretending that she is the sister of your housekeeper to tempt&#8230; To tempt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To tempt&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I forget completely what I was going to say! Oh, those technical terms! Is there a magazine that explains all those things?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts enters through the door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hey, am I interrupting anything? I\u00b4m here for the group therapy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts? Again?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Some guys down here asked me: why I was in a bad mood?\u00a0And when I told them my story, they recommended me to come here for a meeting. It\u00b4s a meeting for people who have an uncommon passion disorder or something like that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For people who love way too much.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, it\u00b4s true&#8230; But it is finished for today. You are late, what a shame!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s over? Huh&#8230; It\u00b4s funny, they told me it begins at 4&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He checks his watch, then puts it close to his ear and shakes it)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This watch is crazy again!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria, the lady was leaving, remember?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christine is not paying attention. Mark gets closer to her and hits her with the elbow and suddenly asks her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria, the lady was leaving, remember?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right. But where is my money?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He takes out some cash from his pockets)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here it is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Victor and the Professor see that Mark is paying her and they take out some cash from their pockets and pay her. Mark looks at his watch worried with the time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Thinking that they want sex)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Are you going to pay me too? I don\u00b4t want your money. I just do it for love and with someone I like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark runs out of patience, takes the money and puts it in Christine\u00b4s hands.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You don\u00b4t need to do anything, you are late!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All right, but you don\u00b4t need to push me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He is forcing Christine to leave)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bye Dr. Victoria&#8230; Your colleague must be arriving here at any minute. Let\u00b4s hurry up!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Men are always like this. After they get what they want, they treat people like a cleaner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christine opens the office door to grab her cleaning tools that she left inside.\u00a0She locks the door and walks towards the exit door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Why do you need this broom for?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, it\u00b4s because&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Forcing a joke)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She is specialist in cleaning mind disorders, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They smile politely.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Trying to explain)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The cleaner forgot it inside the office. She will return it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Stops the cleaner)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do I know you? Didn\u00b4t I see you at the hall before?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts, you have memory issues, remember?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t remember!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You see? What I just said? You don\u00b4t remember!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Excuse me, I have to leave now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christine leaves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VICTOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m leaving too because the meeting is over. I will get back home early. Goodbye to all! It was a pleasure to meet you all!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have to leave too. I am going to try a group therapy in another place. This one right here doesn\u00b4t have a psychologist who can give me&#8230; the kind of treatment I need.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It seems that is harder to be rejected by the cleaner, isn\u00b4t it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That\u00b4s funny! It seems like I already had this conversation before! Well, goodbye to all! \u201c<em>D\u00e9j\u00e0 ve<\/em><em>\u201d<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0\u201cD\u00e9j\u00e0 ve\u201d everything!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark leaves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DEJANUTS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Shakes his head negatively, annoyed)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a mad guy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He yells as he opens the exit door)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u00b4s \u201cd\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u201d!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dejanuts leaves. The professor gets ready to leave and when he is turning towards the exit, Samantha opens the door and enters.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">11. THE PROFESSOR AND SAMANTHA \u2013 \u201cI NEVER TOCHED YOU\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Professor!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Samantha!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR AND SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What are you doing here?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They both laugh because of the coincidence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I asked first!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u00b4m here with Jack. Do remember him? We were talking about you Sir!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A lot of coincidence&#8230; I was talking about you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a coincidence&#8230; Were you talking about me at the office?\u00a0Wow,\u00a0I feel honored&#8230; I thought you were never going to remember me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, I was talking about the school classes and my students&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Samantha leaves her purse somewhere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Students?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Students&#8230; Nothing special<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Disappointed)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And&#8230; You?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Me? I\u00b4m all right&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No, not you&#8230; I meant to ask: what were you talking about? \u00a0Me&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack comes back with two cups with water and interrupts them without intention. He walks until the center of the room. They both look at him. When he perceives who is there, he turns back and walks towards the hall pretending that he was never there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What were you saying&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u00b4t remember!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well&#8230; It\u00b4s good to see you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Again a few moments of silence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Trying to break the ice and be nice)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You are still very cute!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thank you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, I think I have to leave now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Professor is leaving, but he is interrupted by Samantha.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Wait&#8230; I have something to tell you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well I&#8230; Always&#8230; I never&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The door opens and Christine enters walking on her toes, like they weren\u00b4t there. Christine grabs something that was on the floor (a cleaning broom, for example) and then leaves, walking on her toes again, imagining that she is not bothering.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Whispers)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who is that crazy woman?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Without being sure)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My psychologist&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0They both stay looking towards the fake psychologist.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dr. Victoria?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CHRISTINE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ignore me, don\u00b4t pay attention to me, I am not here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christine leaves. They both stayed with a strange feeling, and remain in silence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He gets closer of Samantha)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So&#8230; What were you saying&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A few moments of silence at the stage.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I also wanted to tell you something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack comes back. He opens the door and knocks a few times to warn that he is there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Everything all right, Jack?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jack gets closer and shakes professor\u00b4s hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hi, professor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How are things?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well&#8230; I just got a message from the cleaner, outside, saying that the therapist cancelled all her appointments for today. I came here to know if Samantha still needs a ride. It\u00b4s late and I have another commitment&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PROFESSOR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(He gets closer to Samantha to hug her, but he hesitates. He doesn\u00b4t have the guts to get closer)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, I don\u00b4t want to take more of your time&#8230; I need to leave too! Goodbye!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Goodbye!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Goodbye&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Professor leaves. Samantha grabs her purse.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JACK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So? You talked with him? Did you take advantage? Did he try to kiss you, touch you or hug you? Anything?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAMANTHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, no. Nothing happened&#8230; He was not&#8230;\u00a0Well, I don\u00b4t know&#8230; If he wanted, he should have tried something. He must think that I\u00b4m not funny. I think I never touched his heart.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They both walk towards the hall, leaving the door open.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>THE END<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a9 VICTOR M.\u00a0SANT\u2019ANNA\u00a0&#8211; 2007<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.safecreative.org\/work\/0710110119584\" rel=\"cc:license\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/resources.safecreative.org\/work\/0710110119584\/label\/barcode2-150\" alt=\"Safe Creative #0710110119584\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,13],"tags":[24,16,38,40,41],"class_list":{"0":"post-76","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-comedy-many-actors","7":"category-pecas-completas-para-varios-atores","8":"tag-11-personagens","9":"tag-comedy","10":"tag-texto-teatro","11":"tag-varias-atrizes","12":"tag-varios-atores","13":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p58u06-1e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123,"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.textosteatro.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}